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Esto es un polaco que entra en un club y en el escenario hay un ventrílocuo haciendo su numero. El polaco se parte de risa hasta que el ventrílocuo cuenta un chiste de polacos, entonces se levanta airado y dice: -Eh tu! No te metas con los polacos! El humorista contesta: -Perdon, no quería ofender... -Usted cállese, hombre, que estoy hablando con el enanito que esta sentado en su hombro.

En el banco El director decide averiguar que es lo que hace cada dia su secretario que sale a la calle sobre las 11 de la manana y no vuelve hasta la 1 del medio dia. Contrata a un detective y al cabo de una semana, este le informa de sus pesquisas: - Cada dia, a la misma hora, coge su coche, va a su casa, hace el amor con su mujer, se fuma uno de sus puros y vuelve al trabajo. - Ah, menos mal. Creia que podia estar haciendo algo malo en todo ese tiempo. - Me parece que no me ha entendido. Le voy a tutear: Coge tu coche, va a tu casa...

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ABC News

First look at Bristol's sexy 'Dancing' costume
msnbc.com
But Palin — who poses with pro dancing partner Mark Ballas in the sexy shots — admits that she's somewhat nervous to showcase her dancing abilities when ...
Brandy 'doesn't have Dancing advantage'Digital Spy
Bristol Palin To Dress Moderately On 'DWTS'? Please Hold While I LaughThe Stir (blog)
Top 10 reasons to love this season of 'Dancing With the Stars'Examiner.com
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The Age

Jessica Alba Sheer Looks Sexy
Just Jared (blog)
Jessica Alba wears a sheer top that shows off her black bra as she walks through LAX airport on Thursday (September 2). The 29-year-old actress is back in ...
Jessica Alba's sheer sexy as she exposes bra at airportDaily Mail
Sheer Sexy Jessica Alba: Back Home from VeniceThe Gossip Girls (blog)
Jessica Alba wants to tone down her sexy imageThe Fan Carpet
Shockya.com
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Globe and Mail

Tony Blair: A pretty sexy kind of guy
Telegraph.co.uk
We learn that Anji Hunter, ''general factotum'' in the new government, was his ''sexy'' best friend. They had known each other since the age of 16 when, ...
Opinion: Andrew GrimesManchester Evening News (blog)
Ugly politicians and the naughty world of illicit sex according to Tony Blair ...Daily Mail

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Us Magazine

PIC: Vienna Girardi Debuts Sexy New Bob
Us Magazine
Less than three weeks after she announced she was dating John Sala, the 24-year-old reality star debuted a bold new bob at a party in Hollywood Wednesday ...

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GulfNews

Kylie shows off her sexy bottom again in new video - watch it here
Mirror.co.uk
The video for Kylie Minogue's new single Get Outta My Way is sure to turn a few heads as it once again sees the Aussie pop star showing off her sexy bum. ...
Kylie Minogue: Get Outta My Way!Just Jared (blog)
Kylie Minogue dons hotpants again in new video Get Outta My WayDaily Mail

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E! Online (blog)

JENNIFER ANISTON Dating HARRY MORTON, Ex Sexy Boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan?
AstroChicks (blog)
Jennifer Aniston has a new boy toy boyfriend. Suffering from a bad case of cougar fever, our Aquarius girl is reportedly dating Lindsay Lohan's ex, ...
Jennifer Aniston has a new man in her lifeIn2town
Josh Hopkins: Cougar Town ActorRight Celebrity
Aniston dating Lohan's ex-boyfriend?Digital Spy

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Peace FM Online

'Dirty Sexy Politics'
Peace FM Online
Huffingtonpost : Meghan McCain's memoir, "Dirty Sexy Politics," hit stores yesterday, but if you don't want to slog through all 194 pages, we've picked out ...
Meghan McCain opens up about campaign, PalinsTMCnet

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Boring-Is-Sexy Credo Won't Spare German Private Banks New Rules
Bloomberg
“Boring is the new sexy,†said Friedrich von Metzler, a partner at his family-owned bank, founded in 1674. An increasing number of private-banking clients ...

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