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A una mujer que se iba a casar le comentaba su madre: - Tu, nunca se la chupes. - Y eso? - Nunca se la chupes, porque luego no te respetan. - Bah! - Que no se la chupes, que luego no te respetaran y veras... - Vale, asi lo hare. Total, que se casan y en la noche de bodas, el marido le dice: - Maria, venga, chupaamelaaaaa! (voz acaramelada) - Que no! - Por que? - Porque mi madre dice que luego no me respetaras. - Venga ya, yo si que te respetare, chupaaamelaaaa (aqui se puede anyadir un "porfa") - Que no. ...Asi un monton de veces hasta que... - Venga... - Vale, pero solo un poco. Total, que empieza la faena... Acabada esta, la mujer se va al baņo. En esto que oye: - Maria... - Que? - Ven p'aca, chupapollas!

Va uno a confesarse a la iglesia. - Padre, Padre, confieso que me toco la pilila. - Vamos a ver hijo, cuantos aņos tienes? - 25. - Pues ya va siendo edad de que toques la polla!

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